chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

whoopthatasscamilla:

Paula probably memorized this speech from Instagram

(Source: badgclub)

poetic:

If I text you and you don’t respond,  no matter how much I like you, I won’t text you a second time in fear of annoying you.